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The EWW episode to the 2012 movie The Hunger Games.
Everything Wrong With The Hunger Games In 3 Minutes Or Less03:32

Everything Wrong With The Hunger Games In 3 Minutes Or Less

  • Sin tally: 53
  • Sentence: Get a cannon ready


Transcript Edit

  1. Reading.
  2. Anyone with facial hair like this definitely has herpes.
  3. This electric fence hole is even more convenient than the one in Jurassic Park 3.
  4. If you read the book, you know what this means... I'm guessing.
  5. Katniss knows exactly where to turn her head to see Gale.
  6. Movie makes Elizabeth Banks ugly.
  7. Well, that was easy.
  8. Futuristic flip-offs require three fingers... or is this British too?
  9. Woody Harrelson should never be anyone's mentor
  10. Haymitch's alcoholism is introduced and then immediately solved.
  11. The movie came out in 2012 but the fire effects were completed in 1995.
  12. She's not training, she's playing Memory!
  13. How did this girl get up here?!
  14. Right, because coal-mining District 12--where they eat squirrels--has a bakery with a f*cking cake decorator.
  15. That's a pretty racist thing to say.
  16. This advice should have been given a long time ago.
  17. And yet strangely, you are allowed to act.
  18. How do holograms make these guys' jobs any easier?
  19. Do you really need to vocally count down from 50?!
  20. If you want to see the actual Hunger Games themselves, you'll need to slog through an hour and eight minutes of the film first.
  21. Director of Photography: Michael J. Fox
  22. Builds awesome trap she never uses.
  23. This death montage illustrates how unimportant these characters are.
  24. We interrupt this Hunger Games episode to bring you The Truman Show.
  25. Also, if it's real, a forest fire doesn't put itself out.
  26. This lady's job description is to describe things on screen that are plainly seen and then "get a cannon ready"
  27. If Haymitch can be her sponsor and send her gifts, then why the f*ck did he waste all that time telling her to do the things that get her sponsors and gifts?!
  28. How did Will Smith's daughter get up in the tree undetected?
  29. Of course there's a wasps nest right above the bad guys.
  30. Is she hallucinating history?
  31. Mockingjays respond to any old f*cking noise you happen to make.

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